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So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You’d better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can’t rearrange the universe.

Isaac Asimov (via stolenwishes)

(Source: divineirony, via simplykshama)

Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

The road to hell is paved with stuffed dogs.

Ernest Hemingway, “The Sun Also Rises”

I cannot tell a lie.

Shakira’s hips

Ya nasty

Raven Baxter

Some people like oysters, some people like snails. I like oysters AND snails.

Sir Laurence Olivier, actor, director, producer



The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 



and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…




And then one time when the show got canceled…


and then when it came back..


you’re missing my favorite one though


(via homeundertheground)

My father warned me about drugs and alcohol but he didn’t say a damn thing about girls and cocaine.

Tallulah Bankhead, actress


"This region scripted the California Dream. From aircraft factories to movie studios, we produced middle-class jobs that bought homes, sent kids to college, and provided families with a secure retirement."

If you live in LA vote for Patric Verrone for state senate!! He created “Shut up and Take my money.” Plus the slogan is a HSM ref

The time has come,” the walrus said, “to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland