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A Quote A Day Keeps the Apples Away

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Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Dalai Lama

You can never be overdressed or over-educated.

Oscar Wilde

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You’d better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can’t rearrange the universe.

Isaac Asimov (via stolenwishes)

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Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

The road to hell is paved with stuffed dogs.

Ernest Hemingway, “The Sun Also Rises”

I cannot tell a lie.

Shakira’s hips

Ya nasty

Raven Baxter

Some people like oysters, some people like snails. I like oysters AND snails.

Sir Laurence Olivier, actor, director, producer

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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(via homeundertheground)